Tuesday 30 September 2014
A True Legend
We had yet another war with those desert bluff assholes. They always think that their Kush is better than ours but everybody in the entire fuking universe, even God himself knows Our Kush is The best. So we settled this the only way we knew how. A 1V1 Knife Fight. We sent Jimmy over to fight sum DB A-hole. We all spectated from a distance to prove that we had the best Kush. The fight lasted 4 minutes 20 seconds. at the 4:19 mark Jimmy sprang forward into a dolphin dive and Knifed that DB A-Hole right in the Scrotum. #Rekt. The Desert Bluffs DickBiscuits went home without their kush as we had taken it all in the 1V1 Knife fight. When Jimmy came back he had his head held high. We gave him complements because that Shit was Tight. We Then smoke dat Kush from 4:20 Am to 4:20 PM as is customary after winning a Knife Fight. We knew those DB guys would be back someday though, So we train every day. we blaze so hard even Snoop Dogg Gets Jelly. Till We Smoke Kush Again My Friend, goodbye.
Welcome To KushTown
KushTown.Population: 420. The most heavenly place on Earth. Every day and night we smoke dat Kush. After Breakfast, After sex, after a 360 no-scope. We welcome you with open arms to this Beautiful town. We moved in here after the nuked this place up. Used to be called NukeTown but nobody likes nukes and everybody loves dah Kush. Everyday we grow our own Kush and smoke it all. We only have 8 rules here in KushTown.
1. You must Love Dah Kush
2. You must be able to grow dat kush
3. Everybody shares Kush here, we are a family
4. You must be able to do a 360 no-scope
5. You open the Nuke shed without permesion and we will Take all your Kush for a month
6. No murdering other KushTown residents unless they challenge you to 1v1 nife fight
7. Every Saturday we pray to Shrek. you must believe in Shrek or you can not live in KushTown.
8. The only videogame you are allowed to play in KushTown is Mario Kart 8 for WiiU
Other than those rules you are free to do as you please. Remember, True Legends never die, they only respawn.
*Our population is actually closer to 4200 if you really want to know
1. You must Love Dah Kush
2. You must be able to grow dat kush
3. Everybody shares Kush here, we are a family
4. You must be able to do a 360 no-scope
5. You open the Nuke shed without permesion and we will Take all your Kush for a month
6. No murdering other KushTown residents unless they challenge you to 1v1 nife fight
7. Every Saturday we pray to Shrek. you must believe in Shrek or you can not live in KushTown.
8. The only videogame you are allowed to play in KushTown is Mario Kart 8 for WiiU
Other than those rules you are free to do as you please. Remember, True Legends never die, they only respawn.
*Our population is actually closer to 4200 if you really want to know
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